I’m just a peddler
Vagabond hustler
I’m just a peddler of
Love - - -

A wandering merchant
Who
Just wants the chance
To do
Business and pleasure
With you

I’m a traveling salesman
I’m a traveling salesman
My sample case is
Full of charm

I’m a traveling salesman
I’m a traveling salesman
I’m hot potatoes
On the farm

I’m a traveling salesman
You’re the farmer’s daughter
Just like taking
A lamb to slaughter
I’m gonna steal
Your heart away

I’m a broken down has been
Half past forty
Running out of time
Dressed slick and sporty
Sweet-talking women
On the road

You won’t find my love
In a catalog
Forget the Farmer’s Almanac
I go from door to door

I’ve got a great sales pitch
And super duper salesmanship
There’s just one little
Hitch
Whenever I get the itch

I’m a traveling salesman
I’m a traveling salesman
Your cool cucumber
In the barn
I’m a traveling salesman
I’m a traveling salesman
The haystack
Needles in my arm