I’ve been baffaloed
Since I was knee high
To the bull

I’ve been buffaloed
Because I had no push
And pull

I’ve been buffaloed
Out where the deer
And antelope play

I’ve been buffaloed
Locking my horns with
Life this way

I’ve been buffaloed
Baby
I’m just a turd in
The herd

I’ve been buffaloed
Honey
Heard a discouraging
Word

I’ve been buffaloed
Sugar
Ain’t worth a nickel
They think

I’ve been buffaloed
Darlin’
They said that I
Was extinct

I’ve been buffaloed
On an endangered
Species list

I’ve been buffaloed
Because they shot
At me and missed

I’ve been buffaloed
Out of my old home
On the range

Makin’ meadow muffins
With reservations on
The plains